The Warlocks Of Azeroth Are Necromancers Who Are Uniquely Susceptible To Fel Magic And Walk The Fel Path To Death And The Shadowlands


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In order to understand why warlocks are necromancers, we must understand that Chris Metzen is a liar whose story is a story of contradictions, lies, and metaphors. Even if there is no true god when regarding to World of Warcraft and warlocks are from a world, he would literally maintain that a warlock can (or does) seek to attain godhood (from a demon lord) without being a priest who is from a godlike titan (or world) and believes there is a god who has godhood to give. Even if holy magics and shadow magics are cosmic forces, Chris Metzen would say that they aren’t cosmic forces that affect (or touch) and govern the cosmic systems of the physical universe lest they be the forces of Order and Disorder, arcane magic and fel magic. He would treat cosmic beings of Light and Shadow (the naaru and void lords respectively) as limited entities, incapable of being warlocks, all the while treating warlocks as pseudo-gods who have mastery over chaos, demons, and shadow magic.

If warlocks aren’t necromancers, I want to know who the first warlock is and what the definition of a warlock is. Chris Metzen would not treat gods as warlocks and why is that? Are warlocks limited? Can the godlike titan Aman’Thul be the first warlock who awaits his destiny? Are warlocks incapable of using the Eye of Aman’Thul to see their destiny and the destiny of the godlike titan Azeroth? I believe this is the problem with Chris Metzen. He treats worlds as living (titans) and titans as godlike beings all the while treating them as limited creations. Why not treat them as gods who can limit warlocks and force them to be limited aeromancers, animancers, chronomancers, geomancers, necromancers, and pyromancers? This guy acts as if dreams, life, the elements, time, and the undead all belong to the godlike titan-worlds and their mages, BUT WHAT ABOUT WARLOCKS? What belongs to them? This guy acts as if warlocks don’t need be pyromancers who divine the future of worlds through fel fire, WHY NOT TREAT THEM AS ALL-KNOWING GODS? Why not treat titans as gods?

Affliction Of Chris Metzen’s Brain

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Unless affliction warlocks are (void) gods and don’t need to be shadowmancers who can diving their fate, affliction warlocks are not THE masters of shadow magic and Blizzard employees are liars who do not care about how their clients fantasize about warlocks. When I fantasize about the TRUE masters of shadow magic, I fantasize about gods who have absolute power over compositions of shadow energies or monstrous entities composed of pure shadow energy known as void lords, those who seek to transform a titan-world into an instrument of their will. When I fantasize about the true masters of shadow magic, I do not fantasize about fel parodies of shadowmancers who are limited to afflicting their enemies. Ergo, unless affliction warlocks are (void) gods, affliction warlocks are not the masters of shadow magic and Blizzard employees are liars who do not care about how their clients fantasize about warlocks. They are liars who would probably treat void lords as limited beings, incapable of being affliction warlocks who govern or lord with the governing force of Disorder known as fel magic, all the while treating affliction warlocks as masters of shadow magic.

I don’t believe Chris Metzen understands the difference between what is real and what isn’t real. I don’t believe Chris Metzen understands that the fictional demons of his story are not real living beings who can burn and sweat while having a nightmare about demons. Demons are not real physical creatures who have inner demons that are composed of demonic energy and transcend all realities. Demons are not real and if I want to say that fel lords are void lords, I will. If I want to say that Chris Metzen is a liar, I will. Holy energy and shadow energy cannot be created or destroyed, so I’m not suppose to believe that demonic energy is created or destroyed. What I’m supposed to believe is that demonic energy is holy energy and shadow energy of some mix. What I’m supposed to believed is that demonic energy is partially shadow energy, the energy that the void lords are composed of.

Demonology 101 For Chris Metzen The Deceiver

If demons are real, they supposedly warred with the titan Sargeras. Of course, the claim that Sargeras can be living and see demons is just so silly to me, what is the point of Chris Metzen’s story? Demons are not real living mortals who can sacrifice their mortal lives and mortal souls to become “one with” the void (lords). Demons who wield Void energies cannot even be consumed by the Void energies they wield BECAUSE Chris Metzen established that the only way to kill demons permanently was to slay them in the Nether or in areas of the Great Dark saturated with that volatile realm’s energies, so how are they living beings? How are they living beings if they aren’t even mortal voidmancers who can be banished to the Void? The Void itself cannot get rid of demons permanently unless Chris Metzen changes (or retcons) Chronicle lore, so why should I believe demons are living mortals who can be erased from existence? Because Chris Metzen the Deceiver expects me to be a seemingly mindless, deceived deceiver who deceives others with the deceits he is trying to tell me? ROFLOL.

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Chris Metzen maintains that Sargeras discovered a black world-titan and that it was infested with Old Gods and a conclave of demons, but why should I believe his nonsense? The claim that a world can be living and that it can “see” Old Gods and demons that shouldn’t exist is just so silly to me. What is the point of his story? Dreadlords are demons and dreadlords are not really living lords who are from the realm of existence that Old Gods are from. This ultimately means that a conclave of dreadlords somehow made its way to the Old Gods’ world and made its existence known to the Old Gods. The Old Gods are not really all-knowing gods who are born — or created — with demonic knowledge and Chris Metzen is a liar who expects me to believe they are incapable of being demonologists who inhabit a godlike titan or world and spout ideologies concerning demons. He would act as if Old Gods aren’t masters of dreadlord demons and forced them to spout a bunch of deceits concerning the void lords to Sargeras.

Fel Gods Of The Void

Sometimes I wonder if Chris Metzen believes Azeroth isn’t the goddess of the cosmos. Sometimes I wonder if Chris Metzen believes he still has control over Azeroth and its fate. This liar doesn’t have control over Azeroth. He would actually treat this world as a living titan and treat titans as godlike creatures all the while treating these creations as limited things. He expects me to believe that warlocks cannot be all-knowing gods who control everything all the while expecting me to believe these limited losers cannot be godlike titans. He would expect me to believe that the godlike titan Azeroth cannot force necromancers to serve her as warlocks or force warlocks to serve her as necromancers whose death energies bring all worlds he describes as living to a state of entropic decay and eventual oblivion. He would treat the warlocks’ magic as a fire that burns worlds and expect me to believe they cannot serve Azeroth as pyromancers who can divine the future of worlds through fire.

Unless warlocks — and only warlocks — are indestructible gods who control everything, warlocks are necromancers and Chris Metzen is a liar. I’m not suppose to believe that warlocks are all-knowing gods, former mages of the arcane (diviners of secrets), or those who don’t need to divine all there is to be divined from the godlike titan-world Argus and the ordered universe. I’m not suppose to believe that warlocks aren’t diviners who seek to unravel the mysteries of (demonic) death and (demonic) life unless they’re all-knowing gods who have utter mastery over demons. So, unless warlocks — and warlocks only — are indestructible gods who control Sargeras and forced him to create the Burning Legion to burn everything with their unavoidable fel heat known as heat death, warlocks are necromancers and Chris Metzen is a lying schmuck who expects me to believe that the eredar mages actually sacrificed their world and the ability to rule the godlike titan Argus without being slaves JUST TO BE the fel-corrupted converts of Sargeras. Chris Metzen needs to respect the hierarchy.

God Of Fel And Flame, Sargeras, Commands The Eredar To Be Governors And Pseudo-Gods Who Govern On His Behalf

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While fel magic is indeed the magic that disorder is manifested as, it is a magic that can be defined by those who use it and it is used by Sargeras, who infused the eredar with fel energies, twisting their forms to resemble hideous demons. It is the magic of eredar, the fel-corrupted converts of Sargeras. It is the magic of Kil’jaeden and Archimonde, the most powerful of the eredar rulers who rule the godlike titan Argus on Sargeras’s behalf. It is the magic of pseudo-gods who govern on behalf of Sargeras, who molded the eredar Kil’jaeden’s innate cunning and arcane intellect to suit his designs. It is the magic of Kil’jaeden the Deceiver, a deceived deceiver who deceives others with the deceits he’s been told by Sargeras. It is the magic of seemingly mindless warlocks who do not know that they are deceived deceivers who deceive others with the deceits they’ve been given. It’s the magic of Archimonde, who has the warlocks serve as the Legion’s servants, strategists, and tacticians. It is the magic of someone who would terrorize Azeroth with an affliction that has the potential to obliterate the walls between reality and a (fel-emerald) dream.

Now the liar Chris Metzen claims that warlocks don’t serve Sargeras as the Legion’s foremost fel mystics, but I implore you not to tolerate the deceits of this deceiver as the truth. Kil’jaeden had his intellect and cunning molded by Sargeras, yet Chris Metzen is telling me that Kil’jaeden the Deceiver doesn’t serve the same fel purpose that the shivarra mystics serve for Sargeras? Chris Metzen is a liar who doesn’t seem to understand that Sargeras molded Kil’jaeden’s innate cunning and intellect to suit the Legion’s designs. He is a deceived deceiver who deceives others with the deceits Sargeras gave him. Kil’jaeden is the fel-corrupted puppet of Sargeras and Chris Metzen is a liar who expects me to believe that he cannot be a governor who serves the same purpose that shivarra priestesses serve for Sargeras. He doesn’t seem to understand that just as being pope does not exclude the pope from being a governor of a church-tower who leads on behalf of a god who governs, being a warlock does not exclude one from being a religious leader who is slightly above acolytes or priests in terms of rank.

Highborne Mages Are The First Warlocks Of Azeroth?

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I seriously cannot know who the first warlock of Azeroth is to Chris Metzen if he is a liar who is full of excuses. When regarding to World of Warcraft, Azeroth was first invaded by demons when Queen Azshara and her Highborne mages used the Well of Eternity’s arcane energies to summon the Legion’s minions fel minions and fel energies. These beings were enthralled by Sargeras’s might and were essentially his thralls, yet Chris Metzen is telling me they cannot serve him as warlocks? Chris Metzen is telling me that Queen Azshara wasn’t a warlock who commanded the fel guard and their fel energies or had them serve as the guardians of her world Azeroth? For a mage-queen, Azshara sure is limited by Chris Metzen and his asininity. He forgets that while Azshara was essentially a pseudo-goddess who had Xavius govern on her behalf, Azshara herself believed that Sargeras is a god (whose pseudo-eye has godhood to give) and commanded felguard.

We truly are presented with a dilemma here. Felguard and their fel energies can come from Azeroth or its arcane well of eternity. This is why, to me, they are just as “arcane” or “mysterious” as the arcane portals they can come from. To me, felguards are essentially walking contradictions that shouldn’t exist, but does, because any fel guardian who serves one of the order-representing titans (whether it is Azeroth or Sargeras) is essentially a walking contradiction, a representation of disorder and order. To me, a warlock who protects the order-representing titan Azeroth and has his felguard “guard” Azeroth is essentially a guardian-mage.

Guardians Of Azeroth Are Burning And Unruly Warlocks Who Cannot Truly Be Controlled By Azeroth And Sargeras?

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Is Chris Metzen telling me that Sargeras cannot transfer a portion of his spirit to the soul of a guardian-mage such as Aegywynn then darken (or mold) the mage’s thoughts to suit the Legion’s designs? Does Chris Metzen believe Sargeras isn’t a warlock who can sacrifice a portion of his spirit and transfer it into a mage’s soul then twist its mind so that the mage becomes a warlock? Does Chris Metzen believe that Aegywynn wasn’t a warlock even though Sargeras darkened her thoughts to suit the Legion’s designs in a manner similar to how he molded Kil’jaeden’s thoughts and intellect? I don’t care what this liar believes in because he is a liar. Warlocks aren’t anything but mages who had their arcane intellect and cunning molded to fit the Legion’s designs and the designs of Sargeras. Aegywynn was just as much a “warlock” as Kil’jaeden is.

Sargeras eventually sacrificed a portion of his soul and transferred it to Aegywynn’s son, Medivh. Is Chris Metzen telling me that Sargeras — through Medivh — cannot use the chaos magics that have burnt out entire worlds and annihilated countless species over the aeons? Is Chris Metzen telling me that Sargeras — through Medivh — cannot teach orcs the secrets of warlock magics and warlocks who believe Medivh is a demon even though Medivh is just a human mage-guardian of the godlike titan Azeroth possessed by a portion of his soul? Does he believe Sargeras cannot force warlocks to be under Archimonde’s command and have them serve whatever purpose the Legion’s necromancers serve? Does he believe that Sargeras — through the guardian Medivh — didn’t control the burning felguard of the burning legion and that felguard aren’t arcane guardians? LULZ. MKAY.

Harbinger Of The Legion’s Mysticism

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Kil’jaeden eventually found an orc named Gul’dan. He promised to make Gul’dan so powerful that on one would ever pity or dominate him again. The orc would become like a god, and he would punish all who had wronged him. In exchange for power, Gul’dan would help the Burning Legion use the orcs as a weapon to destroy the draenei. He agreed to the shadow pact. He had no love for his people and if attaining godhood meant manipulating the orc race, he would not hesitate to do so AS PER THE CHRONICLE. Kil’jaeden instructed his servant in the ways of fel magic and Gul’dan took to the volatile power faster than expected. He reveled in the destructive might at his fingertips and so was born the first orc warlock. Now, Chris Metzen would say that Gul’dan did not believe Kil’jaeden is a god who has godhood to give or that warlocks don’t believe Kil’jaeden is a god who has godhood to give, but I implore you not to tolerate the deceits of this deceiver as the truth.

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Does Chris Metzen believe that ALL warlocks don’t serve Kil’jaeden? I don’t care what Chris Metzen believes in because he is a liar who doesn’t seem to understand that all warlocks follow the career path of the warlock Gul’dan and practice what he practiced as a warlock. The Chronicle Volume 2 clearly establishes that Gul’dan yearned to take Ner’zhul’s place and control the Horde, but that the demon lord denied him the opportunity. As useful as the warlock was, he couldn’t serve as a leader. His strength lay in subterfuge and manipulation — activities best performed in the shadows. Though Gul’dan was furious that his master would not allow him to rule over the Horde, he obeyed. The warlock’s lust for power was second only to his fear of Kil’jaeden and Chris Metzen is a liar who acts as if all orc warlocks don’t follow Gul’dan’s career path as a warlock who obeys and fears Kil’jaeden. He is a liar who doesn’t seem to understand that obeying and fearing Kil’jaeden is one of the practices of a warlock. Gul’dan was a limited necromancer who couldn’t maintain absolute control over a fel horde of orcs and undead (raised by necrolytes) because Kil’jaeden told him to be.

Insurrection: The Warlocks Of The Shadow Council Are Not Governors Who Can Govern The World Of The Dead, The Orc Necrolytes, And Their Undead

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With Kil’jaeden’s help, Gul’dan formed the group of orcs called the necrolytes and Chris Metzen is a liar who would have me believe that the warlock Gul’dan didn’t form the necrolytes for a specific fel reason. His story is truly a story of nonsense because clearly the necrolytes serve a purpose to Gul’dan and he is telling that they aren’t warlocks who serve a purpose to Gul’dan? He is telling me that warlocks aren’t greater necromancers who would govern the world of the dead, form a council or group of necrolytes, establish rules for the necrolytes to follow, and control their necrolytes’ undead minions. Is Chris Metzen telling me that warlocks aren’t necromancers who would follow Gul’dan’s career path or fel path as a necromancer who cannot gather demonic spirits and meld them with corpses to create a demonic horde, demonic legion, or demonic scourge of skeletal horrors with spirits tethered to the Twisting Nether? Shame on him.

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Gul’dan was a necromancer, but not in the way I believe a warlock should be. I believe Gul’dan should have been a necromancer who gathers demonic spirits and fuses them with corpses to create a demonic army of death knights that are both demonic and undead. I believe Kil’jaeden should be a necromancer who holds a demonic spirit in stasis, place it within a block of ice, warp the demonic spirit with his chaotic powers, and transform it into a lich king with a spirit tethered to the Twisting Nether. I believe warlocks should be necromancers who gather demonic spirits and fuse them with corpses to create brain-dead (or mindless) servants that are both demonic and undead. I believe Chris Metzen should off himself. Gul’dan did not have — or demonstrate — the ability to pull felguard and observers from the chaos of the Twisting Nether then maintain absolute control over those summoned creatures without being a servant of Kil’jaeden and Sargeras. He was not some god who had absolute power over observers, floating eyes described as all-seeing. If Gul’dan is some god, why is he limited by Chris Metzen and his asininity? #wrecked

Necrolytes Of Warcraft 1 Are Warlocks. Warlocks Of Warcraft 1 Are Necrolytes

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The Blizzard game designer Jeremy Feasel claims that Warcraft 1, initially, necrolyte is a warlock thing, but why should I trust this person who depicts (role)playable demonologists as the masters of demons? How does one go from “daemons are the true lords of chaos and that orcs are their disciples of chaos” TO “(role)playable orc warlocks are the masters of chaos and demons”? Are demonologists binders of demonic souls and can they command the black powers that hold control over the (fel) earth they walk on? Do daemons even have souls to bind or control? How are warlocks powerful if they aren’t necrolytes of a particular type and can bind the souls of daemons? Daemons are described as dark and evil, yet people are telling me that warlocks aren’t necrolytes who have power over all daemons (creatures described as “dark” and “evil”)? Are they telling me that they don’t have power over all things including the raising of fallen daemons from hell to create armies? Are daemons even living things that can fall and be raised from hell? Can daemons (or demons) even die?

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I’m interested in Chris Metzen’s intent and train of thought. I’m interested in Chris Metzen’s definition of progression. The Warcraft 1 manual clearly establishes that daemons are the true lords of chaos, so I’m not suppose to believe that orc warlocks are the true lords of chaos unless they are daemons. I’m not suppose to believe that orc warlocks aren’t disciples of chaos who learn from a daemon (e.g. Kil’jaeden), aspiring to be (or become) the true lords of chaos. I’m not suppose to believe daemons are living mortals who have souls and I’m not suppose to believe that orc warlocks can summon and control them without being (un)dead gods or necromancers. The Warcraft 1 manual clearly establishes that legend also states that some have the power to summon the daemons and control them, but if this is so, none are alive to tale the tale of how it is accomplished.

Necrolytes Of Warcraft 2 Are Warlocks. Necrolytes Of Warcraft 2 Are Not Mages Unless Mages Are Warlocks

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Even if the warlocks of Warcraft 2 have necromantic abilities and the necrolytes of Warcraft 2 are described as warlocks, Chris Metzen would literally maintain that warlocks can practice necromancy without being necromancers and suggest that warlocks aren’t necrolytes by definition. If warlocks truly aren’t necrolytes by definition and necrolytes are actually mages, why did Chris Metzen describe them as warlocks? If necrolytes aren’t warlocks by definition, I believe Chris Metzen should not have described them as warlocks. So, can warlocks be necrolytes? If warlocks can be necrolytes, the question to be asked is if the first warlock is a necrolyte by definition and if he taught those who became the first warlocks their necromantic abilities. Of course, since Chris Metzen maintained that warlocks can have necromantic abilities and practice necromancy without being necromancers, Chris Metzen is a liar who has no control over World of Warcraft.

If Chris Metzen’s mother is still alive, I hope she cuts out Chris Metzen’s fel tongue. Warlocks cannot practice necromancy without being necromancers. The warlock Gul’dan was not able to practice necromancy without being a necromancer. Kil’jaeden cannot practice necromancy without being a necromancer. This isn’t the RPG where warlocks can have necromantic abilities without being necromancers who have necromantic abilities that they can employ. The RPG isn’t canon Chris Metzen. You’re just a liar who got caught acting as if warlocks can practice necromancy without being necromancers. You’re just a liar who clearly does not care about the lore or the continuity of it as it’s meant to unfold. The warlocks of Warcraft 1 and the warlocks of current canon have the ability to see the undead and yet he is telling me that warlocks of Azeroth aren’t necromancers who can commune with the undead and have some connection to the realm between death and life?

Necrolytes Of Warcraft 3 Are Warlocks. The Necrolytes Of Warcraft 3 Are Not Mages Unless Mages Are Warlocks

The other orcs are lost. I am the Horde, and I will survive. Choose me, or choose death!” — Ner’zhul

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What next will come from Chris Metzen the Deceiver? He claims that Disorder is manifested as fel magic and that the forces of Order and Disorder govern the cosmic systems of the physical universe, which is why I like to treat warlocks who use fel magic as gods who govern (or governors who govern), but no where does the Chronicle Volume 2 refer to warlocks as gods or godlike governors who govern and has godlike powers to be unleashed. And for someone described as a warlock, Ner’zhul was clearly limited by Chris Metzen and his asininity. He would actually have me believe that the warlock Ner’zhul cannot be a limited necromancer who governs the world of the dead and its undead. He would actually have me believe that the warlock Ner’zhul did not follow Gul’dan’s career path as a warlock who hears the fel whispers of the (dead) demon lord Kil’jaeden and cannot control a fel horde of undead raised by necrolytes.

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Chris Metzen is an annoying prick who mess with the wrong person. Even if Ner’zhul was a warlock and the Burning Legion moves world to world and decimates all demonologists in their path with devastating fel magic, Chris Metzen would say that Ner’zhul doesn’t believe that the Burning Legion doesn’t believe the Burning Legion would move world to world and scour warlocks. Even if first warlocks are the agents of the Burning Legion, Chris Metzen would say that all warlocks don’t follow their career path as warlocks who serve Sargeras as the agents of the Burning Legion. Even if warlocks are living necromancers who would scour life on behalf of Sargeras in exchange for power, Chris Metzen would say that they aren’t necromancers. Even if the Burning Legion created the Scourge and the warlocks of the Burning Legion would totally govern the Lich King on behalf of the fiery lords of the Legion, Chris Metzen would say that that they aren’t necromancers.

The Affliction Of Chris Metzen’s Brain

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I’m not joking. Chris Metzen has a disorder. One of the very first definitions of fel energy was given to people when he described it as essentially death energy and now he is telling me that warlocks aren’t necromancers who can afflict living things with necrotic afflictions and use death energies to reanimate the dead? Where is the ensured continuity of the lore? I am not so sure the lore will continue as it is meant to unfold. Times change and that is a constant, Chris Metzen will always be a liar who changes his own lore. He will always be a liar who contradicts himself after I use his own lore to prove my point. No where does the Warcraft 1, 2, or 3 manual describes the warlocks as the masters of chaos, demons, and shadow magic. And even if fel energy is considered to be death energy when regarding to the Vanilla and Burning Crusade era, Blizzard game designers literally treated the (role)playable affliction warlocks of Vanilla as limited necromancers can afflict the living with (necrotic) afflictions, but cannot raise the dead with death energy.

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And now you know Blizzard’s intent for the warlocks of Azeroth. Even if the warlocks of Warcraft 1 itself use the power of the underworld and the underworld can be defined as the world of the dead when regarding to real life, Chris Metzen would say that they aren’t necromancers who specifically use the necromantic power of the underworld of the dead (Helheim). He acts as if their power being a necromantic power that brings worlds HE described as living to a state of entropic decay and eventual oblivion will ruin the point of his joke story when it LITERALLY will not because their power is essentially some death energy that brings worlds to a state of oblivion. Even if the necrolytes of Warcraft 2 are described as warlocks and warlocks have necromantic abilities, Chris Metzen would say that warlocks can practice necromancy without being necromancers and thus cause confusion about the true nature of necrolytes. Even if one of the very first definitions of fel energy was given when he described it as death energy, he would retcon fel energy to being some governing force of disorder, and retcon Gul’dan being a necromancer.

The Demonic Study Of Chris Metzen’s Brain

I’m just curious if Chris Metzen was dropped on the head. Gul’dan was the master of dying to demons, not the master of demons, which is exactly why Chris Metzen’s definition of a demonologist-warlock is messed up. The Chronicle made it perfectly clear that Gul’dan sought to gain godhood AS A WARLOCK. In fact, WC2 established that Gul’dan sought to gain godhood, so why do people believe that the warlock Gul’dan wasn’t a priest who believed Sargeras is a god whose pseudo-eye has godhood to give? Why do people believe that warlocks don’t follow the necromancer Gul’dan’s career path as a warlock who believes Sargeras is a god who has godhood to give? I’ll tell you why. It’s because Blizzard employees are deceivers who don’t present the (role)playable demonologist correctly, acting as if the demonologist can stray from Gul’dan’s career path as a warlock and do things that Gul’dan wasn’t even able to do.

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Demonologists cannot do impossible things such as using souls, life essences, to tap into the Void. They cannot use life magics to tap into the Void and pull all manner of abomination (or demon) from the chaos of the Twisting Nether. They’re not really gods who can summon all manner of felguard and observers from the chaos of the Twisting Nether. They’re not really gods who can maintain absolute power over the summoned creatures. If Gul’dan — the first orc warlock or the progenitor of all orc demonologists who summon demons at the Black Temple — was able to summon and control observers (creatures that have been described as all-seeing), he would not have searched for Sargeras’s pseudo-eye. If he had the ability to summon and control demons along with their spirits, he would not have created the death knights.

The Destruction Of Chris Metzen’s Creations Part. 2

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Blizzard employees would act as if those who became masters of chaos, demons, and shadow magic did not pay the same price that Kil’jaeden paid for mastery over chaos, demons, and shadow magic. Blizzard employees would act as if those who became the first warlocks did not pay the same price that Kil’jaeden paid for mastery over chaos, demons, and shadow magic. They would not credit Kil’jaeden as the first warlock and why is that? Does the “warlock class” limit a demon lord or is a demon lord actually limited by Chris Metzen and his asininity? I’m going with the latter. Sargeras molded Kil’jaeden’s innate cunning and (arcane) intellect to suit the Legion’s designs. Kil’jaeden is a deceived deceiver deceives others with the deceits Sargeras told him. He is a seemingly mindless puppet of Sargeras whose goal is to transform others into agents of the Burning Legion. He deceived Ner’zhul and transformed him into a seemingly mindless puppet.

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The forsaken (undead) of the Horde would not be “of the Horde” if the Horde does not exist. And the Horde would not exist if it weren’t for Gul’dan, Kil’jaeden, and Ner’zhul. All of these deceived saps were (once) described as warlocks and I’m not supposed to believe that warlocks don’t follow their career path as warlocks who have a flawed belief. I’m not suppose to believe that they don’t follow their career path as warlocks who walk the fel path to death and the Shadowlands. I’m not suppose to believe that the career path or fel path of the warlocks doesn’t lead to death and the Shadowlands. It’s not as if their path is to lose their mortal lives and become immortal demons whose immortality is basically no different from the immortality of (pseudo-)liches who have spirits tethered to the Twisting Nether and “eternal” life. It’s not as if Blizzard employees are entirely honest people who should be trusted.

The Lich King Is An Affliction Warlock Who Would Afflict The Living With Necrotic Afflictions? Affliction Warlocks Are Limited By Blizzard Employees And Their Asininity?

Does Metzen believe that Ner’zhul wasn’t a governor-warlock who governs systems with fel magic and is destined to be destroyed (by the fel)? Does Chris Metzen believe that Ner’zhul wasn’t a warlock who uses fel energy and that warlocks aren’t necromancers? Oh yes, that’s right. He would retcon fel energy essentially being death energy and treat it as some cosmic force that governs alongside the force of order all the while acting as if the Ner’zhul wasn’t a king-warlock who governs Azeroth and/or its undead. Even if no canon source, when regarding to the WoTLK era, contradicted fel energy being death energy and the warlocks of Wrath of the Lich King have to ability to bring death to enemies with death coil, Blizzard employees treated the (role)playable affliction warlocks as limited necromancers who can afflict the living with (necrotic) afflictions but cannot raise the dead. Does Chris Metzen believe the Lich King isn’t an affliction warlock who would afflict the living with necrotic afflictions and use the death energy known as fel energy to raise the dead? I don’t care what liars believe in.

The Lich King Bolvar himself is just as much a burning and unruly governor-king-warlock that represents disorder as a burning and unruly demon of the Burning Legion is. Does Metzen believe that the Lich King isn’t burning and unruly creature that serves a fel purpose to the Burning Legion? Shame on him. The Burning Legion had the Lich King created to scour life and it’s not as if the Lich King is a living person who has free will and can try to walk away from it’s fate as a Legion puppet. The Lich King is undead and the undead should be brain-dread creatures who should not have the ability to speak or think. Of course, the undead are not really cold frozen beings who are utterly devoid of heat. They can burn and move, yet Chris Metzen the Liar expects me to believe that the heat (or fire) of the undead cannot be a necromantic force used by a pyromancer such as the Lich King. He expects me to believe that warlocks cannot be necromancers and pyromancers who divine the future of worlds through fel fire and that is why he is a canonically canon moron.

The Secrets Of The Necrolyte Cho’gall

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If Chris Metzen believes that a demonologist or warlock is some god who teaches the secrets of fel magic and tells a mage of the Burning Legion’s existence, he needs to get checked. A warlock is not some god who knows all the secrets of fel magic and know of the Burning Legion’s existence. Warlocks are not gods and they’re not power-wanting mages who is not interested in the ideologies the warlock Gul’dan spouted concerning demons and the Legion. Warlocks are not power-wanting mages who are prepared to turn his back on Gul’dan and the Shadow Council the moment and the Shadow Council ceased being useful. Gul’dan made the ogre mage Cho’gall his foremost apprentice and Cho’gall wanted only power as a mage, so clearly a warlock is not some power-hungry mage who would use a fel(-powered) eye to see undead. Demonologists are literally necrolyte-spiritualists who believe that the spirits of the dead exist and can commune with the living.

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Aside from the fact that Chris Metzen maintains that warlocks can practice necromancy without being necromancers and that fel energy isn’t death energy EVEN AFTER establishing that it essentially is, this moron is misusing the term necromancy, mancy meaning “divination by a specified means”. Chris Metzen should be humiliated for being a liar who is trying to make me appear as a liar even though I’m telling the truth, which is that ALL warlocks are necromancers if (key word: if) they practice necromancy. It’s one thing to say warlocks aren’t necromancers if they truly aren’t. It’s another thing to say that warlocks aren’t necromancers even if they are. Because Chris Metzen is (partially) responsible for World of Warcraft and its existence, I hold him personally responsible for every liar who claims that warlocks can practice necromancy without being necromancers when regarding to World of Warcraft. I don’t like being called a liar, so Chris Metzen should know why this blog exists.

The Secrets Of The Shadow Council And The Council Of The Black Harvest

He would probably act as if warlocks can exist in different timelines and act as if the warlocks of the Shadow Council can do things completely different from what the warlocks of the Shadow Council does during an alternative timeline. He probably acts as if a warlock can do something completely different from what his alternate version does and act as if the practices of a warlock can “change”. Time and the definition of warlocks change constantly for this deceiver, he will always he a liar and that is a constant. Gul’dan did not demonstrate (or have) the ability to transform into a demon (lord) who has mastery over the fel energies of Draenor and a pit lord, so why should I believe that Kanrethad had the ability to transform into a demon (lord) who has mastery over the fel energies of Outland and a pit lord? Why should I believe anything Chris Metzen states? He is a liar who does not care about the ensured continuity of the lore and that’s something I’m not even afraid to say because it’s true.

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He was destined to be the savior of the lore. Times changed. Now, Chris Metzen is the harbinger of the Burning Legion’s ultimate necromancer of Azeroth — Gul’dan. When regarding to the alternate timeline, Gul’dan is considered to be the so-called first warlock and he formed a group of orcs known as the necrophytes, warlocks who are stated to desecrate the dead in the boneyard, and Chris Metzen is telling me that necrophytes aren’t warlocks? Why are they described as warlocks IF they aren’t warlocks? Are Blizzard employees lying again? Who can I trust for accurate lore if Blizzard employees are liars who would retcon their own lore just for the giggles? Their own lore establishes that the so-called first warlock, Gul’dan, was a necrophyte as a warlock and Chris Metzen is telling me that the necromancer Gul’dan didn’t teach the orcs who became the first warlocks known as necrophytes? He is a liar and he got caught acting as if warlocks can practice “necromancy” without being “necromancers”.

The Titan Aman’Thul Is The First Warlock? The Nightmare Lord Xavius Is The First Warlock?

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If warlocks aren’t necromancers, I want to know who the first warlock is and what the definition of a warlock is. Chris Metzen would not treat gods as warlocks and why is that? Are warlocks limited? Can the godlike titan Aman’Thul be the first warlock who awaits his destiny? Are warlocks incapable of using the Eye of Aman’Thul to see their destiny and the destiny of the godlike titan Azeroth? I believe this is the problem with Chris Metzen. He treats worlds as living (titans) and titans as godlike beings all the while treating them as limited creations. Why not treat them as gods who can limit warlocks and force them to be limited aeromancers, aguamancers, animancers, chronomancers, geomancers, necromancers, and pyromancers? This guy acts as if dreams, life, the elements, time, and the undead all belong to the godlike titan-worlds and their mages, BUT WHAT ABOUT WARLOCKS? What belongs to them? This guy acts as if warlocks don’t need be pyromancers who divine the future of worlds through fel fire, WHY NOT TREAT THEM AS ALL-KNOWING GODS? Why not treat titans as gods?

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What next will come from Chris Metzen the Deceiver? That Xavius wasn’t an affliction warlock and that affliction warlocks aren’t the masters of shadow-touched powers (or shadow magic)? For someone who can terrorize the godlike titan Azeroth, Xavius sure is limited by Chris Metzen and his asininity. This liar would probably have me believe that Xavius cannot threaten Azeroth with the fel-emerald nightmare of the emerald star or titan Argus and the fel-emerald nightmare of the titan Sargeras. This liar would probably have me believe that a fel(-tainted) demon can exist outside the fel-emerald dream or fel-emerald nightmare of a fel(-tainted) titan or warlock. What’s disturbing is that this person would treat worlds as living (titans) and act as if they can dream or have nightmares. What’s even more disturbing is that even though Sargeras is a fel titan and a fel titan is a titan whose fel dream or fel nightmare would manifest as fel lords known as void lords, Chris Metzen would say that Sargeras’s dream or nightmare doesn’t manifest as fel lords. He would act as if the void lords being composed of pure fel energy is going to ruin the point of his story.

Warlocks Are Demon Conjurers

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Even if holy magics and shadow magics are cosmic forces that cosmic entities are composed of, Chris Metzen would say that they aren’t cosmic forces that “touch” and “govern” the cosmic systems of the physical universe lest they be the cosmic forces of Order and Disorder known as arcane magic and fel magic. Even if cosmic entities composed of holy magic and shadow magic (the naaru and void lords respectively) are cosmic entities who would govern worlds and their demons (as well as their destiny), Chris Metzen would (ironically) treat them as limited beings, incapable of being affliction warlocks who govern the cosmic systems of the physical universe with the cosmic forces of Order and Disorder. Even if warlocks are order-representing demon conjurers who are utterly controlled by the order-representing Blizzard employees who control order-representing (arcane) titans and demon conjurers are conjurers who would totally bind a demon in twilight, Chris Metzen would say that they aren’t twilight mages or some other b.s.

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What is Gul’dan’s true destiny and why would Gul’dan just wait for it? Does Chris Metzen believe that all warlock don’t follow Gul’dan’s career path as a warlock who awaits his destiny? Why would warlocks follow the career path of this nut-job whose destined to die? Does Chris Metzen believe that the career path — or fel path — of the warlocks don’t lead to fel death and the Shadowlands? Does Chris Metzen believe the fel path of Gul’dan leads to immortality? Shame on him. Gul’dan was a mortal and his mortal soul was tainted by fel energies. Mortal souls that are tainted by fel energies should — and will — go to the Shadowlands. Chris Metzen is a liar who acts as if fel energies cannot be whisked away to the Shadowlands along with the mortal souls they taint and is so full of lies and excuses. He would act as if fel energy cannot spread into undead and be a death energy that exists in the realm between death and life even after establishing that fel energy is essentially death energy. He mantained that warlocks can practice necromancy without bring necromancers and that is why he is a liar who has lost.

The Veil of Chris Metzen The Deceiver Lifted?

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Does Chris Metzen believe I’m done? I’m not even close. Chris Metzen would not credit Kil’jaeden as the first warlock and why is that? Does the warlock label pigeonhole a demon lord? Gul’dan could not have learned the arts of a warlock from Kil’jaeden if Kil’jaeden isn’t a warlock who can teach the arts of a warlock. So who did Gul’dan learn the arts of a warlock from? Oh yes, that’s right. Even if Kil’jaeden does not exist in the physical reality of Draenor and does not matter to its inhabitants because he is not a real demon lord who exists in Draenor, Chris Metzen would act as if Kil’jaeden exists. Even if demons are not even extraterrestrial creatures from space and are actually from the Twisting Nether, Chris Metzen would say that they exist. Even if they’re not really living beings, Chris Metzen would say that warlocks who hear their fel whispers aren’t necromancers who hear the fel whispers of the dead.

What next will come from Chris Metzen the Deceiver? That worlds can see demons and that demons are living? My oh my, Chris Metzen is crazy. This whole worlds are living creatures with souls belief is a belief that shaman would have. What is the point of Chris Metzen’s story anyways? Extradimensional demons that don’t exist in our world don’t exist to us. If anything, Gul’dan was some maniac who created fictional demons with a thought, pen, and paper then told deceits concerning the book of fel names.

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